Phreak: Hello community I'm Phreak with Morello here to present tons of changes for the upcoming season 4 patch
Morello: In this patch we're going to be making changes to Irelia, Teemo, Heimerdinger, Rengar, Sona, Irelia, Caitlyn, Darius, Tryndamere, Irelia, Karma, and Draven
Phreak: And don't forget were changing itemization, the jungle, and introducing our newest champion, Omeet: Teemo's Twin Brother
Morello: That's right, so starting off with Irelia we've decided her ability to cs with q was just too powerful so we've removed the dash on it and changed the reset to only allow another use for .5 seconds
Phreak: We feel this will separate the good Irelia players from the great ones. Moving on to Teem-
Morello: Also we've decided to remove Irelia's true damage from her W and changed her passive to add .2 armor for every nearby enemy Baron. This will help her Baron I guess
Phreak:We feel this will seperate the Mediocre Irelia's from the Good ones. Moving on to Teemo, Teemo has made a good home in top lane, however he was never meant for this role, originally he was intended to be a Tank Bruiser Assasin Jungler Adc Mid who with proper itemization can also function as a Super Support, Initiator and Split pusher.
Morello: Yes so we've changed Teemo's passive to true fear, this causes every champion hit by Teemo to be feared for 3 seconds. This will help players recognize that the only way to beat Teemo is to run away from him.
Phreak: To help Teemo catch these smarter players we've quadrupled the movement speed buff from his w and added a lingering poison on his E that will continue to damage champions until they are seen by Kennen M.D., Dr Mundo, Nurse Akali, or Surgeon Shen.
Morello: Also his shrooms now have the force of a nuclear bomb
Phreak: Tons of fallout
Morello: Moving on to Irelia, I feel her sustain is too strong at the moment so I've decided to cause her attacks to damage herself instead.
Phreak: We feel this will separate the helpless feeders from the mediocre players. Finally a small note on itemization, we've removed every item from the game except trinity force and the Morellonomicon
Morello: That way someone will finally buy it
Phreak: I'm Phreak
Morello: I'm Morello
Phreak: And this has been the League of Legends season 4 patch preview
Morello: For more information click our link to the patch notes. Also Irelia starts off with negative 100000000000000 gold
Phreak: Tons of debt